The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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