Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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