He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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