You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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