No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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