Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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