So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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