i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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