I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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