Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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