Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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