yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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