I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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