I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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