Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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