Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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