I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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