She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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