I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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