He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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