dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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