The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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