how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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