Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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