lets start a swedish sibling band together
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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