It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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