I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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