Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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