dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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