Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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