I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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