No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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