I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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