Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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