I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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