so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
as a side note pls kill me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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