Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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