I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
BRING THE BAGELS
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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