fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
organizing the empties. That sober.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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