he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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