Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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