It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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