Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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