You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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