I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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