ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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