we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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