3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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