I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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