just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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