I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
