My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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