And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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