He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
