Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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