He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just google imaged poop.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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