Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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