He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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