well I can't set my house on fire every night
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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