Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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