i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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